šŸ’€ 2023-2024 UVA men's basketball post-mortem

Being a national champ winning team should raise the bar above a 23 win team where the on-court product left a lot to be desired and it took a small miracle to even get selected for the play-in. I get a lot of tortured fan bases would happily trade places with us but the last 5 years has generally been a disappointment

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There’s a point in Jack Nicholson’s speech in A Few Good Men that makes me think of uva men’s basketball fans in the CTB era.

ā€œI have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.ā€

In this thought experiment we will call freedom winning and manner packline.

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There’s also the famous quote from philosopher @Hooandtrue

ā€œ14 points? FOURTEEN? WHAT? HOW? What are we doing? How is this only the 2nd most embarrassing moment of the season? FOURTEEN?ā€

Imagine Jack Nicholson’s face if he watched the Lakers score 14 points in a quarter.

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The Shining Reaction GIF

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People think I’m a Tony basher but I’m pretty sure I’ve never favorably compared him to a well known movie villain. :joy:

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Tony is like that guy who ordered a murder and the protagonist of the movie spent the whole movie either woo-ing Demi Moore or trying to prove it was Tony.

Can I be Lt Weinberg!? :joy:

Tony ordered the Code Blue. Definitely not orange. He hates orange.

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And I don’t know who runs some of these Virginia basketball social media accounts, but they might as well be Seth Davis or Goodman.

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Barry Parkhill … then Wally Walker … then Jeff Lamp and Lee Raker … paved the way for Ralph’s house. Bill Gibson and Terry Holland …

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ā€˜Yes Virginia there is a Santa Claus’

Agreed. Neither Goodman nor Davis say anything about Virginia that’s anywhere near as nasty as what you can read on any of the Virginia fan sites – including this one.

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Virginia reached the apex of college basketball in 2018-19. The brand was never more attractive. Coach redemption, lottery picks, thrilling games, alpha-type players. The door was wide open and the red carpet laid out for us to distinguish ourselves as a true blueblood-lite program, a fixture of the big three with Duke and UNC in the ACC. Importantly, we had national respect and buy-in.

This staff, over what will be 6 years next season, completely squandered and fumbled this golden opportunity for the University to solidify and establish a revenue sport as an elite program. In context, somehow, and against all probability, winning that title actually served as the catalyst of the program’s decline.

The title ā€œbumpā€ has been thoroughly extinguished. Recruits today were 10 and 11 years old when we won it. Nationally, our brand isn’t just down, we won 23 games and still turned ourselves into a meme-team. Our team looks slow and unathletic. Worse they look afraid.

The State of the Program has never been more clear. We are now in the new era. A slow burn of perpetual portal purgatory. We will slowly become a mediocre, upper third ACC program that exceeds expectations every now and then but is largely an afterthought on the national stage.

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Miracle Workers GIF by Dark Ages

This actually makes it worse. Gym class heroes!

Don’t care if you clown me. Glory days are over. Enjoy the slow burn. Welcome to the machine. I’ll be watching but don’t kid yourself. We cooked.

mom son GIF

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This board is such a wonderful collection of UVA fans. People bring their unique perspectives, outlooks, opinions, etc. Some skew negative, some skew positive, but at the end of the day, we all coexist pretty damn well for a board compared to its counterparts that are toxic and obnoxious. It’s a wonderful place, even when things aren’t the most rosy.

Then there’s you. I don’t know if you get lost on your way to the UVA sports facebook comment section when you end up here, but your intentions are always clear. You’ve been banned before and I just wish we could go ahead and make it permanent. You don’t try to ever add anything of substance so please, go find the sabre and leave us alone.

TL:DR: You are…

Parks And Recreation GIF by Peacock

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. I think deep down you are in love with me.

Here’s the thing I don’t get when something like this is posted. No one is making you watch Virginia basketball. You can do so many other things with your time. Ride a bike, read a book, learn how to cook, today you could go outside and watch the eclipse. The choices are almost limitless.

Unless you’re undergoing the Ludovico Technique, in which case, I’m very sorry.

stanley kubrick so youre keen on musicccc GIF by Maudit

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Deleted. I don’t need to keep doing this. Hopefully you just get banned. That’s what everyone wants anyway

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Stop pandering to the board hosts to get me banned. You’re so cringe.

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