âIf you guys know so much about women, what are you doing at a Gas & Sip on a Saturday night with no women in sight anywhere?! -Say Anything
Morgan Freemanâs monologue at the end of Shawshank Redemption. It gets me every time.
âGentlemen, you canât fight in here! This is the war room!â
Or
âHey, I know you. Youâre Kareem Abdul Jabbar.â
Best lines are ones everyone says but forget what movie is from
âSon of bitch. Shitâ
âHoly shit! Hallelujah! Whereâs the Tylenol?â - Gets me every Christmas.
Not cool, when Jefferson is in âŚ. Iowa!
âLosers whine about doing their best. Winners go home and f**k the prom Queen.â Sean Connery, The Rock
âI think we are going to need a bigger boatâ
And Leons getting laaaaaarger
Obi Wan: âThat boy is our last hopeâ
Yoda: âNo, there is anotherâ
âThatâs one of the tragedies of this lifeâthat the men most in need of a beating up are always enormous.â
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From the same movie, a bottomless well of great one-liners:
âYouâre gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.â
And:
âI do not avoid women, Mandrake . . . but I do deny them my essence.â
And:
âWell, I donât think itâs quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip-up.â
âWe got no food, we got no jobs, our PETSâ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!â
Boys I gotta tell you Iâm hitting the ball so well right now. I know none of you care but I donât care about that.