Dragon's College Football Picks Week 0

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Its week 0 so technically the football seasom is starting but the schedule inly has a handful of games and none are particularly exciting, but I have a roll of 20s burning my pants so it’s time to bet.

Florida St -10.5 vs Georgia Tech
A conference game in week 0 in Dublin this blows my mind but here we are. The Noles are coming off a massive season that ended in heart break when they missed out on the CFP. A mass exodus of players will see FSU looking slightly rebuilt. I’m very high om D.J. Uiagaleleli return to the ACC. His time in Oregon St was well spent. I expect him and the Noles to lay a mark early.
FSU -10.5 and the Over 55.5

Hawaii vs Delaware St. OVER 55.5
A game that kicks at 12AM Sunday Eastern? I’m in. The Warriors are a 40 point favorite that’s too rich for me but I do expect points.

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Always the under in games played in Europe bro

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Honestly not the worst advice

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Happy to have picks back.

As for college football in Europe in the middle of summer? Like, this game should be in a half full (it’s FSU? Maybe 2/3) Bobby Dodd at noon in October with Doc Walker polishing up his puns.

I will be protesting by engaging in popular mid-summer activities. Such as making bad college hoops takes on my favorite message board

[this post is cancelled. It’s Colandrea season now]

Careful Haney Don’t knock my unc

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Nothing says noon ACC matchup like Doc. He was great.

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100% miss those days

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Update:

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I love Dublin but its a poor choice for a football game. A half full Doak or a packed Bobby Dodd would be way better

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This is why I don’t bet. This feels like free money. So surely it will go sideways.

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FSU is not a top 10 team

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I hope the Noles lose. I’m long past listening to their fans announcing that they’re too good for the ACC. I sympathized with them when they got shut out of the 2023 CFB playoffs, but they’ve shown their asses since then. Especially that dude with his own YouTube channel who announced a huge surprise to come every week which actually never happened. What a maroon.

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Im not prepared to live in a world where Ga Tech is good.

FSU absolutely returned to theirnols habits. This is why I use Week 0 as a preseason week.

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Bruh

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Does FSU stink or are they just playing a weird game in Ireland

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Why is FSU-GT being payed in Ireland anyway? I know there’s an annual game there this week but it’s always some mid non-con game that doesn’t matter. I don’t know what’s wilder…that FSU agreed to this. Or that I assume GT gave up their home game vs FSU for this.

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Joe Tessitore is a great boxing commentator. Does not translate well to football though.

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We are one game into the season and a top 10 team has already gone down.

I love college football.

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FSU fucking around and found out

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When did they stop requiring knee pads in college? That’s what my stuck in the 90s mind was thinking while watching hat kick. The kicker is wearing padded shorts.

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