College football is back let us all rejoice and be glad in it. Welcome back to season 5 of Dragon’s College football picks brought to you by our proud sponsors Dragon’s Lair Training Breathe Fire, Zyn, and Patrick Ewings knees.
Its week 0 so technically the football seasom is starting but the schedule inly has a handful of games and none are particularly exciting, but I have a roll of 20s burning my pants so it’s time to bet.
Florida St -10.5 vs Georgia Tech
A conference game in week 0 in Dublin this blows my mind but here we are. The Noles are coming off a massive season that ended in heart break when they missed out on the CFP. A mass exodus of players will see FSU looking slightly rebuilt. I’m very high om D.J. Uiagaleleli return to the ACC. His time in Oregon St was well spent. I expect him and the Noles to lay a mark early.
FSU -10.5 and the Over 55.5
Hawaii vs Delaware St. OVER 55.5
A game that kicks at 12AM Sunday Eastern? I’m in. The Warriors are a 40 point favorite that’s too rich for me but I do expect points.
As for college football in Europe in the middle of summer? Like, this game should be in a half full (it’s FSU? Maybe 2/3) Bobby Dodd at noon in October with Doc Walker polishing up his puns.
I will be protesting by engaging in popular mid-summer activities. Such as making bad college hoops takes on my favorite message board
[this post is cancelled. It’s Colandrea season now]
I hope the Noles lose. I’m long past listening to their fans announcing that they’re too good for the ACC. I sympathized with them when they got shut out of the 2023 CFB playoffs, but they’ve shown their asses since then. Especially that dude with his own YouTube channel who announced a huge surprise to come every week which actually never happened. What a maroon.
Why is FSU-GT being payed in Ireland anyway? I know there’s an annual game there this week but it’s always some mid non-con game that doesn’t matter. I don’t know what’s wilder…that FSU agreed to this. Or that I assume GT gave up their home game vs FSU for this.
When did they stop requiring knee pads in college? That’s what my stuck in the 90s mind was thinking while watching hat kick. The kicker is wearing padded shorts.