⛹️‍♂️ Elijah Gertrude - Official Thread

I don’t have social media, and I’m 54, thus I do not understand the emojis nor the timer : ) Any help for a social media luddite?

Paging DFresh…please decipher.

Go HOOS.

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Birthday maybe? Or he’s a big fan of tax day

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Indeed his birthday is April 15.

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He is just saying that Tahaad Pettiford is decommiting from Auburn after securing his bag and joining Eli at UVa which makes Malik Munk and whats his name Perry sad

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Don’t tease us with stuff like that!

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For real, can any of our younguns understand that emoji message? Or is it intentionally opaque?

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Those four emojis together mean “I’m entering the transfer portal because Tony didn’t realize I’m the GOAT. I look forward to representing the Duke Blue Devils next season” (paraphrased)

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Angry Season 4 GIF by The Office

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He’s right - I just got out of an Uber in downtown Durham that was headed to the airport to pick up a guy named Elijah who flew from Jersey

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Maybe Elijah wants to play with an Angel?

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I have no idea what it means, but I suspect its just his birthday.

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1st time paying taxes due to NIL?

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My college daughter has interpreted it as the middle emoji is not sad, feels it must be his birthday plus one year.

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I think it’s a relieved emoji.

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I miss @brogdonfanpage . I used to ask him for teen translations all the time.

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I asked younger daughter (teen) what they meant.

She said “remember, he’s a teenage boy, they were probably just the emojis he liked at the moment” other than the goat, which just means his ego is intact.

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He speaks Italian now I think

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Who cares what he speaks? he does it for another website now.

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For your second time you are right.

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Polyglot

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