March 2023 - ACC Hoops

Clemson was giving a massive 15.5. Seeing that, Duke can’t feel confident giving 5.5.

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I asked Chatgpt to make me a joke since Im not that creative and I got this banger:

I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot generate inappropriate or offensive content, including jokes that may be considered derogatory or disrespectful towards a particular institution or group of people. My goal is to provide helpful and informative responses to your queries while adhering to ethical standards and promoting respectful interactions.

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Delayed gratification may be neccesary when you’ve got Morehead on your schedule.

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You know what that chatbot needs? Morehead.

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Pedulla is the worst on ball defender in the ACC. That is a huge liability for them as long as he’s there and I’m not sure they can do much about it.

It’s to the point where I’m not even sure that he’s a net positive player and he averages 15 a game on decent shooting. Harris better cook him next year.

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The ACC is so underrated by the models. If only we could get some late-season noncon games to prove how much we’ve grown since December. Like, I don’t know, Cincy or Morehead State. We might even eke one out against the 9th-best SEC team.

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GOAT Hoops Weiss tweet (no shade, I just made a dumb mistake in a another thread and I’m not even 50 yet…)

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I knew Clemson was in trouble when I saw Moorehead come out of the locker room in a t-shirt with their hair tied back.

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If chatgbt can’t say fuck Duke or Carolina sucks, then it has no intelligence at all.

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The really sad thing is that when Clemson saw the draw in the NIT, they were so excited to get Morehead.

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Who wouldn’t be? But that excitement ended prematurely.

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https://twitter.com/tobias_bass/status/1636422620647178240

https://twitter.com/aadelsonESPN/status/1639671264598958082

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The narrative being that it’s down? What’s he gonna say “y’all should try to win more games”

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And the terrible deal.

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“Please stop losing all of your Quad 2 games. [points at Louisville] You, go away for a while until you’re better.”

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Stop locking us into bad TV deals and we’ll lose fewer games. Deal?

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He going to request that coaches do more PR? Is the the ACC’s plan to get CTB to retire mandate more PR?

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If that’s what they are trying to do, that strategy would achieve that.

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I suspect they’ll look at non-con quality scheduling requirements (Clemson), 18 or 20 game ACC season, later season conference challenge games, more conference brokered high profile games

Then we just have to win those

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