Phone Stolen. Ignore any errant posts from @Hooandtrue

Phone was stolen. Whoever stole it probably also has access to this account. Gonna deactivate it tomorrow morning but until then any sketchy posts from me are probably not from me. Any posts regarding 2024 kids we wont offer might also not be from me. I have no idea what type of person steals a phone so it might be someone else also interested in 2024 recruiting.

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I strongly suspect jack scheyer.

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Can’t wait to see HaT on here tomorrow talking about how overrated Ty Davis/Isaiah Abraham are and saying that we shouldn’t offer Silas Demary.

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Id rather them just send midget porn to my boss and loved ones.

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Is this a work or a shoot? I can’t tell anymore

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A month later. It pops up in Denfield Court, Rockville Maryland.

Police said they could meet me 5 minutes out from location but they cant send anyone there directly without me being there. trying to determine if it’s worth the 30 minute drive.

Put this in the lock screen message. Im tempted to also add their street name to show them I know where they are but Im also thinking that might scare them into throwing the phone in the river or something.
__________ ( my phone number )
No questions asked no trouble. Just want my phone back

Please return this phone to________ (where it was stolen) and say it was lost and found

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Of course it was a Maryland fan.

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Man if you already have a new fone and nothing is compromised I would just take the L

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I think you’re severly underestimating the pure spite Im feeling right now.

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Let it go man! I get it though

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Pure spite isn’t worth tumbling in Maryland

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REM votes no:

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I take all of your opinions seriously and all will be taken into consideration.

If you were a phone thief (or someone who would buy from one) which house would you live in? Just a fun hypothetical not related at all to anything. It’s fromt google street view of a random non related neighborhood.

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Right side facing

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Is was every REM song the same?

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Again, we’re probably talking about a Maryland fan. If that’s the case, this is the right house…
terp house

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Man you fell for the recycle smokescreen. Thats the other houses bin

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How I’m imaging @Hooandtrue right now:

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