2023-2024 College Football

This story gets more and more hilarious

https://twitter.com/NicoleAuerbach/status/1719394984028250360

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That guy’s like a super-spy. Its actually kind of impressive.

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Super-spies don’t get caught.

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It appears that Conor Stallions went to the Bobby Valentine School of Disguises.

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Dude is surrounded by their entire staff. How does someone not realize?

I’m going to get one of those really authentic looking knockoff jerseys and try and sit on the UVA bench. Old, fat and bald might not be noticeable. What’ll probably trip me up is that I’ll buy an orange jersey of course.

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Still investigating if that is him or not. The fact that there wasn’t a quick confirmation it was someone else on staff is pretty funny so far.

There’s like 100 football support staff. Just yesterday in the video zoom Tony had to work his brain a little when asked to name all the newcomers lol and that’s like 8 kids he’s been working with the whole summer.

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The Harbaugh protege’s name is Conor Stalions? That is awesome/amazing/fantastic.

Wild Stallion GIF by Skratch Labs

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The Central Michigan head coach was a former Harbaugh assistant. If that really is the Michigan staffer, then CMU cooperated. That’s the implication. I bet CMU comes out with stiffer penalties than Michigan. Impossible for them to deny while Michigan can just claim he went rogue or whatever. Plus ya know it’s Michigan.

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If Michigan broke the rules, they should be punished. But it seems like a stupid rule to me.

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This guy is gonna be the meme of the year

https://twitter.com/ChrisVannini/status/1719446799855829249

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Not sure if stupid rule or not. But every program knows the rules so if you go right on red in NYC it is illegal…

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At this rate I’m waiting for the story that says Connor Stalions lined up and took scout team reps as a QB for someone.

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Genius

You’ll hit Haney who’s crossing street while posting on LRA!

Also, that Stalions story broke about a week two late to be a great Halloween costume

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Didn’t a random UVA student pretend to be on the basketball staff and was able to sit on the bench during the ACC tournament about 10 years ago? Might have been the year we won it in 2014.

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I don’t think he sat on the bench but he slipped on the court and went through the handshake line. Legend

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I remember … that was nuts

Army up 23-3 over #25 Air Force at halftime.

#9 OU and #22 OKST are tied at 7 in Bedlam.

#13 UL up 14-0 on VT in the 2nd quarter.

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Worst the defense has played all year. And worst the OL has played since the week before W&M. Receivers with a bunch of drops.

Doesn’t matter who was QB today. (Muskett has a boot on his right lower leg.)

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Well if there’s some solace to be had today, VT is getting blown out by Louisville 34-3.

Power 5 football in the state of VA has never been in a more depressing state lol.

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