🏀 2024 Men's Basketball Offseason

They loaded up in the Portal, six guys ranked in the Top 200 of EvanMiya’s transfer rankings. And they’re exactly the kind of FSU-like long physical playground athlete team that’s worked Bennett teams lately, much like they did last December. They need depth, but think this is still a tough battle for us even without Jones.

https://twitter.com/EvanMiya/status/1790408313630560501

Memphis is never gonna be real good it seems. As much as I love Anfernee

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2025-2026: Bliss McKneely Dai Dai = 2018-2019: Jerome Guy Kihei

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They kinda, sorta seem alike but I imagine the only one to equal or exceed is the Dai Dai - Kihei pairing.

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Come on Andy, appreciate the love but Ryan Dunn our go to star? Lol

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And its listed under Texas Tech? I think he meant to edit it out and failed.

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Andy is a ditz. Also in the State snippet has Huntley-Hatfield as a “returner” for them lol.

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Looks like they finally turned on TonyGPT to get some quotes to announce the incoming transfers:

Free idea for anyone bored: compile a couple of quotes from past transfer announcements, anonymize them, and then make a guessing game of “which player is this about?”

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We spent an entire VIP thread talking about soaking so I feel its fair to point this out in the Dai Dai ames photo… excuse me?

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It’s a convenience store, but they are going to be changing the name next year

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Also, looks like Dai Dai is going to be wearing 7 next year.

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I like it. When’s the last time we had a #7?

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First time I was driving through the upper midwest on my way into Iowa 20-some years ago and saw one of them I about did a spit take.

That Colbert bit was hilarious, thanks for sharing, needed that.

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Looks like #23 on TJP, presumably to honor Kody Stattmann:

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thank god they didn’t show any of his made shots against us in that highlight reel.

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They recently changed the longstanding uniform regulations to allow digits higher than 5.

The old rules allowed refs to identify players by hand gestures. Foul on #50? The ref holds up five fingers on one hand and makes a fist with the other. And so on.

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I have a friend who does some sales work targeted at convenience stores and they tell me that the stores where they’ve changed the name have seen a dramatic fall in traffic

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Those typically happen after a Kum and go.

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How much of the shift was due to the staff’s awareness of who would be leaving as opposed to previous years when some of the departures might have been a bit unexpected? Before the season ended, I imagine that they knew that Beekman and Dunn would be gone. Also, Groves and Minor would exhaust their eligibility, and their replacements had not been found in the 2024 class. At least, not completely. It wouldn’t surprise me to learn that they had told Harris that his role would be minimal. I wouldn’t even speculate about the staff’s thoughts about Bond. Regardless, I suspect they knew what would be required from the portal and were able to plan accordingly. In some previous years, I don’t know if they had that luxury.

Best name for a convenience store ever.

Oh and it was not a waste discussing “soaking” and “jump humping”–that is the kind of education you can’t get just anywhere!

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