🏈 2025/26 Football Offseason Recruiting and Transfers

Atta boy @Hooandtrue!!

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What the hell is this LLM wordslop. But hey, Tu has really embraced the “rule of three”, it’s all over the place, e.g.:

agents, NIL structures, and external pressures increasingly shape outcomes that once hinged primarily on fit, trust, and relationships

I actually prefer Tu wordslop.

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FWIW, I’m taking credit for the WR haul. After the initial transfer exodus and Mims’ blown commitment .gifs for Durr (Wyo → UMD) and Hooks (USB → Oregon), I roasted him hard on Twitter.

Over the following week and change, thanks to the fire I lit under his butt, he went out and got:

  • Courtney back from the Portal (25 rec, 234 yds, 1 TD)
  • Rico Flores Jr from UCLA (26 rec, 274 yds)
  • Da’Shawn Martin from Kent State (33 rec, 507 yds, 4 TD)
  • Jacquon Gibson from UMass (63 rec, 616 yds, 3rd Team all-MAC)
  • Tyson Davis from Central Michigan (25 rec, 323 yds, 2 TD)

Anyways, you’re welcome!

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Thanks tugard! I mean StLouHoo!

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Post of the day right here!

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Any word on Eli wood? Would love him back for team chemistry tbh

Signed with Utah St

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Bronco finally got one from us! Wish him the best!!

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As expected Mathis flipped to Texas Tech.

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Can’t beat oil money and probably more PT

And easier admission requirements.

Anyways, that’s finally official and we announced the Allen signing this morning so I think we’re all done for now. Time to finish and publish my roster graphics!

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Had a totally incompetent coworker who one day started sending much longer, more coherent emails that were clearly from an LLM. I called him out on it once (my manager told me to flag it, someone outside the company was on one of them and he hadn’t proofread it at all and it didn’t really make sense, it was pretty embarrassing- I’m not a narc), and his manager and the VP we all reported to basically told me that his work product quality had gone up so significantly that even though it was clearly AI they were considering it a win lol.

Thats sort of how I feel about Tu discovering it. His shit is still unhinged, but at least it’s slightly better product!

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Offense roster update graphics:




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Defense and special teams roster update graphics:




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Lastly, I think I have the wiki fully updated for those that reference it:

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Our portal season set our floor at 6 wins.

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I’ll open it up for replies now that it is complete.

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I feel really good about the defense. Offense I think could be comparable to this past year but a bit more unknown.

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This was great St.Lou, thanks! Jacquie just confirmed that Jack Witmer is retiring from football. Also Jorge Diaz Nicolas is in the portal.

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I’d have liked one more LB and one more TE, but otherwise very happy all around.

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