There we go!
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Hooandtrue to the rescue.
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90% of the time something just pops in my feed at the right time. Clearly the basketball gods have fate on my side.
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Shit you definitely have a skill for it
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At the last minute he crossed out Virginia and wrote Tennessee.
We didnt see the actual paper did we? Ha. Eli is a hoo! Love it
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Bro. They called us Virginia Tech. Otherwise great article. (But can he close out…)
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David Thompson was an earlier Elijah Gertrude.
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Elijah Gertrude is who David Thompson thought he was.
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Your guy cuts from the corner did a write up on Elijah as well complete with video breakdown. I think he may have refered to things on LRA said about Eli as well… tell the dude he can just call me
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They’ve both signed. Should be some kind of press release from UVA this evening.
“I’m very happy about the additions of Elijah and Blake to our program. They’re high character young men who fit well into our program, and they’ll appreciate the opportunity to earn a UVA degree” Tony Bennett**
**Not really, but I bet my make believe quote isn’t far off.
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And what he actually means is “The rest of the ACC is fucked, Eli’s about to come in here and dunk on all of these wack ass teams and Blake is gonna be a double double machine. If this athletic department ever makes me wear a tie again after I win another Natty then I’m retiring.”
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LMAO
“We are excited to add these young men to our basketball program,” Bennett said. “Blake and Elijah are talented, competitive and high character individuals. They come from outstanding families and value a degree from the University of Virginia.”
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If you click on the links there are videos too.
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Idaho and Jersey City – what a combo. Blake and Elijah need to make a buddy cop movie after they win the natty here.
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Or, fugitives on the run from a corrupt police department (and, maybe, the mob, too) with Sandra Bullock as their sympathetic parole officer! 
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