https://x.com/draftexpress/status/1916874848703234184?s=46&t=5FASZRHgruhjFLVJKu-4pQ
TORRRRR
Oh, HELL YES.
BANG!
(I looked up “bang” in German and it’s just “bang” so pretend that this was written in German.
Don’t think I’ve been this excited about a commit in years. Genuinely
Faneffingtastic! Do we figure he’s a better get than Davidson for 2025-6? Obviously if he stays more than one year it looks even better and we didn’t have to give any younger brothers a charity spot.
oh heeeellss yeah.
“Tor” is what they say for a goal in soccer. Might be a sufficient substitute for you
Brandon Randolph in the comments. Didn’t realize he was also teammates with Jayden and Grunloh. Dude was at Arizona like a decade ago it feels like
Ryan Odom rn.
LETS GOOOOO.
What a perfect add to this team. Super super excited now.
Can play 4 or 5 next to Tillis or Ugo (), shoots and defends. Hall will be perfect for making sure we can actually use him to the best of his ability too.
Someone stop me from getting too high of expectations.
His highlights are so good, he’s a prototypical modern big. He seems really good at just being available: he’s working himself into space off-ball and showing his hands for the ball, and then getting the ball to the rim cleanly.
Biggest portal commit (literally & figuratively) so far of the Odom era.
Louisville’s German commit Sananda Fru is ranked 25th in the class of 2025 by 247 (borderline 5 star). He has similar stats in the same league as Johann but is 2+ years older and this is his 5th season in the league compared to Gruenloh’s 2nd. Fru also isn’t considered a real NBA prospect like Gruenloh obviously Is.
Just helping contextualize.
Bang is a word in German… but the more appropriate word would be KNALL!
Perhaps Kon has a brother named Knall…
Knall Knipple would be translated to Bang Mallet loosely. Haha!
damn, did not know he was that good of a defender. Second best shot blocker in a professional league. this is truly a home run pickup in every way imaginable
Huffzingis like.