Kon Knueppel - Official Thread

Guardians Of The Galaxy GIF

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Either their uniforms were literally burlap sacks or everyone on Green Bay lost 100 lbs during pre-season. Hand-me-down jerseys for 8-year olds playing Pop Warner look like custom tailored uniforms compared to those.

Iā€™m not sure anyone cares or not, but Kneuppel or KnĆ¼ppel (German spelling w/ the umlaut) means club (caveman stick not dance and drink establishment) as a noun, but means bludgeon as a verb, however it is missing the conjugation suffixā€¦ the infinitive is knĆ¼ppeln.

Iā€™m sure there is a clever nickname in there somewhereā€¦

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Simply, ā€œThe Knueppelā€ would work.

Or Hoopel Knueppel if we want to get flowery with it

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I forgot who posted it, but I love the idea of JPJ screaming ā€œKon!ā€ in their best William Shatner voice every time he drains a three.

Butā€¦maybe Iā€™m just outing myself as an old fart by referencing Wrath of Khan. :grin:

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star trek spock GIF

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Has to be ā€œTriple Knueppelā€ right?

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King Kon

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Def Kon 3

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After his first dunk in JPJ, Kon Air

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The Kondor

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Taken:

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Konan the barbarian

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Kon Triple

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Genghis Kon

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I Konā€™t believe itā€™s not butter

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You guys are overcomplicating this. K2

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In about August heā€™ll be Going, Going, Kone

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When he gets an assist, is it ā€œEl Kondor Passesā€?

Kon Tiki. If you know you know

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