
Either their uniforms were literally burlap sacks or everyone on Green Bay lost 100 lbs during pre-season. Hand-me-down jerseys for 8-year olds playing Pop Warner look like custom tailored uniforms compared to those.
I’m not sure anyone cares or not, but Kneuppel or Knüppel (German spelling w/ the umlaut) means club (caveman stick not dance and drink establishment) as a noun, but means bludgeon as a verb, however it is missing the conjugation suffix… the infinitive is knüppeln.
I’m sure there is a clever nickname in there somewhere…
Simply, “The Knueppel” would work.
Or Hoopel Knueppel if we want to get flowery with it
I forgot who posted it, but I love the idea of JPJ screaming “Kon!” in their best William Shatner voice every time he drains a three.
But…maybe I’m just outing myself as an old fart by referencing Wrath of Khan. ![]()

Has to be “Triple Knueppel” right?
King Kon
Def Kon 3
After his first dunk in JPJ, Kon Air
The Kondor
Konan the barbarian
Kon Triple
Genghis Kon
I Kon’t believe it’s not butter
You guys are overcomplicating this. K2
In about August he’ll be Going, Going, Kone
When he gets an assist, is it “El Kondor Passes”?
Kon Tiki. If you know you know
