Hahahaah. Amazing. I never saw that one
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You ever see the one about @DavetheWave 's Life? Or maybe @haney
Hold pleasae
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The fact that Fresh just posted an entire search query link made my day. I should not be laughing this hard.
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I need an assistant.
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So I was going to edit these posts… but it would ruin the vibe of the responses… I’m just going to let it ride. 
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“I feel great!” is still a running joke in our house.
I can’t give enough hearts for this post.
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Bobcats winning the NBA finals? A little too on the nose Jordan
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Now you’re just flexing on us. Love it!
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This is an okay Neckel stat… haha!
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This article proves that, although mathematically possible, I will never be a successful division 1 basketball coach.
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The paper itself is actually hilarious (in an academic paper sort of way) and is genuinely worth a read (its pretty short). They were clearly A) answering a random question with way more analytical firepower than really necessarily, and B) having a lot of fun with it.
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Here’s a link to the actual paper: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2773186324001014
Sample paragraph (to give you an idea what its like):
This is not the first time that monkey labour has been considered as a potential source of intelligible output. In 1964, the science fiction writer and futurist Arthur C Clarke foresaw that “with our present knowledge of animal psychology, and genetics, we could certainly solve the servant problem with the help of the monkey kingdom. Of course, eventually our super-chimpanzees would start forming trade unions, and we’d be right back where we started.” [22] Despite this fear, to the best of our knowledge, no chimpanzee has ever taken industrial action to date, regardless of pay or workplace conditions.
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I remember some years ago there was a controversy about coconut water sellers using coconuts harvested via monkey labor. So much so that retailers had signs saying something like “no monkeys were involved or harmed in the making of this product” or something similarly ridiculous sounding.
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That’s on the monkeys for failing to unionize.
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Perhaps these monkeys escaped to prove us all wrong!
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Those monkeys watched Planet of the Apes and were inspired
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