🙄 No Holds Barred Thread - A Haney/DavetheWave Production

[DFresh11]

Thats classic “speed up the end of the game” reffing

[Ahooiam1]

Especially when you know there’s a good chance he will generate a rebound opportunity.

[rushdacote]

@MaineWahoo

Anybody have video of Ryan Pettinella shooting free throws?

My favorite Hoo FT shooter of all time. He seemed to hold the ball with one hand and then try to put some side spin on it with the other hand.

[haney]

A rare interesting CBK report tweet:

[haney]

[haney]

Ah nevermind, forgot tweets aren’t embedding now

[haney]

Ah okay, here’s the follow up

[DavetheWave]

[jazznutUVA]

@DavetheWave @haney Back by popular demand.

[UVAdrian]

[DavetheWave]

Yes !!!
Huff this and Kihei that
and why did Trey not sit out a year first
and why couldn’t we get Hauser for 2 years and Teven was fouled
and why did Brogs forget how to play basketball against Syracuse in 2016
and why Kody over Igor
and Cookout is better than Arby’s
and how did my 8U boys team score more in practice than the Hoos last night
and why did the Big 3 all leave us early
and why did Justin hurt his hand
and why did Tobey not play more
and how did Gill only average 8 FGA his last 2 years
and why did Tomas not start all year in 2021 and why did Warley have to leave and Bliss refuse to play and Eli ride a fast scooter and and and ….

Merry Christmas everyone!!! Love you all!!!

[haney]

I’ve only ever had one on my list: why did Evan Nolte play over Darion v MSU in MSG. That’s my villain origin story.

Merry Christmas (but it will be slightly less merry now, won’t it?)

[MaineWahoo]

Oooooooh, airing of grievances/regrets. I’m into this.

• Why didn’t Tony just tell every player to attack the rim against that mediocre undersized Ohio team rather than launching brick after brick after brick?
• Why did Tony think Kihei was a good enough PG to lead a national contender caliber program for four years?
• Why did nobody even seemingly try to fix Reece’s broken jump shot?
• Why do our bigs not learn any post moves? Do any bigs anywhere still learn post moves? Am I ancient?
• Why did Tony become addicted to unathletic stretch 4s post national championship when they never featured on any of our prior elite squads?
• Why do so many of our actions result in guys receiving the ball while moving away from the hoop? It doesn’t seem like the norm.
• Why did we recruit BVP - a guy who was both mediocre and on a team that embarrassed us? It was kind of pathetic.
• Kody Stattmann?
• Why have no players had big enough personalities to healthily partially resist Tony’s pressure to conform like Ty, Hunter, and Kyle had? Why did we lose on the court leadership and never get it back?
• Who seriously thought these garbage uniforms looked good? Why hasn’t this been fixed yet?
• Why don’t we play an away fixture every year in the DMV where our gigantic alumni base lives and where we theoretically could recruit from?
• Why recruit Leon Bond if he didn’t fit our system at all and we didn’t even try and make it work? Was the plan to pray he grew four inches?
• Why couldn’t Austin Nichols have had a gaming addiction or something?
• Wild gesturing at Kihei Furman play

I feel better. Happy holidays!

[haney]

[HoosGotYourBack]

@DavetheWave

and Cookout is better than Arby’s

Oh, and Merry Christmas to you all!

[BDragon]

Nah @DavetheWave is right about cookout. Its not close

[JBHoo]

Cookout kicks so much ass but I think the shakes are maybe the most overrated fast food menu item out there. Just call it ice cream and give me a spoon.

[DavetheWave]

Overrated ??! Any shake you need a spoon for is underrated…. And the plethora of flavor combinations??? Incredible…
Overrated shakes? Shake Shack, McDonald’s, Burger King,
Properly rated - In n Out