šŸ€ Portal Season Continues

I remember Malcolm’s senior year they did a rotating burger option. Thought that was fun. Concessions aren’t great haha something to mix it up.

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What Country Makes the best Kebobs/Shwarma/Gyro?
  • Turkey
  • Germany
  • UK
  • Iraq
  • Greece
  • Other
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This is kind of a trick question for me though. My real answer - for my particular tastes - is Turks in Germany. So maybe I should vote Germany, but I’ve got to give the nod to the origins.

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I am very partial to the UK chicken kebab with their red sauce… the white sauce on the German sauce is awful in my opinion. I did like the German Durüm kebab better than the German Dƶner kebab. The Iraqi one was interesting because it would be like a meat straw as they would skewer the schwarma through the middle, so there is this weird hole. Turkish ones are really good… especially in the Ottoman areas that you can get the Ottoman stew along with it.

… and how do you pronounce Gyro correctly? Nobody knows. :man_shrugging:

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They are different though. The Turks in Germany have actually catered to the German palate and use shaved pork in their kebabs. The Turkish kebabs are all shaved lamb.

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But I mean, isn’t it your choice what sauce you put on? And at least at my spot in Berlin, if I remember right, there were two white sauces and a red (one more garlicky sauce, one yogurt based, and then the red with the heat). I’d get em all but was definitely at your discretion.

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This is the correct answer

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Give me falafel or give me death.

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100% agree here. The sauce is boss.

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I’ve always said if I was ever rich I was going to open a dƶner spot on the corner, even if I had to operate it at a loss. The kids deserve it.

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Shaved spiced meat with garlic or spicy sauce in warm flatbread when drunk 2 AM?

bbc crying GIF

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Hero

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Persian kabobs are the best

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YEAR-row, right?

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The stuff that some places serve as gyros might as well be pronounced ā€œheroā€ because they are nothing like the original.

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ge-YI-ro… there is a comedian who has a whole bit on this… I need to find it.

I found the Jimmy Fallon | Luke Bryan bit… I forgot about that one:

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Alright that was fun. But now I want another commit please.

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How many fans can tell you every player presently on our roster (theoretically on atleast)?

Not I ha

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https://x.com/portal_updates/status/1916913521964585310

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all you need to know is X and the German

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