Tony Bennett is the best coach ever. No negative comments allowed in this thread

Appreciate how fortunate you are to have him, you ungrateful slobs!

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Did I mention handsome

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Tony Bennet is a full-time J-Crew model and NCAA basketball coach. He has a low body-fat percentage, nice teeth, is an animal lover, and he’s good at math.

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Dude wears a nice suit

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I have never thought about this before, but do the Bennetts have any pets?

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@MaineWahoo no clue!

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Also, whenever Tony leaves, I hope we are creative in honoring him. A statute would be fine, but I want something off the wall, like a version of the Bayeux Tapestry in the same style depicting all of the events of the Bennett era. Am I aware Tony would hate being portrayed as a conquering king? Yes. But I want to do it anyway, and if I’m ever obscenely wealth, this the type of dumb crap I’m doing.

Bayeux Tapestry

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2 4 6 8 who do we appreciate??
Yaaaaaaayyyy - Tony!!!

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3 6 9 12 - who do we like besides ourselves???
Goooooo Tony!!!

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How about this AI generated masterpiece

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Also via rumor the man has great breath at all times

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Moms love ‘em some Tony

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So do girl friends and or wives right? @Marktykobe

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A “Tony’s greatest strength” poll / thread would be fun for the offseason. Maybe during beach season…

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Initially I thought it was my company enticing them to tag along for the 6 hour drive. When I discovered the truth, couldn’t be mad. I’ve never seen anything like it.

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He does have a warm smile, and he has expressive eyes that go along with the smile. He is crowded in the lower front teeth, though. His smile can be magnificent with some adult orthodontics…Invisalign, perhaps.

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@DentistHoo with the best take of the year!!

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Dude no negative comments

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We need to talk. Do you accept Pay Flex?

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Tony lives vicariously through himself.

Tony once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.

His shirts never wrinkle.

Tony is left-handed and right-handed.

If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

The police often question him just because they find him interesting.

His blood smells like cologne.

On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.

His hands feel like rich brown suede.

Cuba imports cigars from him.

Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect.

In museums, he is allowed to touch the art.

His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”

Tony has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.

If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.

Tony bowls overhand.

Tony is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks.

He tips an astonishing 100%.

Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.

Panhandlers give him money.

His passport requires no photograph.

When he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.

Credit to the Dos Equis ad agency :wink:

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