šŸ€ ACC Basketball Offseason 2024

Do you have a boxscore?

Nah just heard the commentator say that and it makes sense. At one point the teams were a combined 2-15 from 3. Rough 3pt shooting night. They will each hit 10 3s against us in the season

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Gotcha - keeping one eye on it on mute. I feel like that Dave Chapelle meme with college hoops right now.

Tyrese Hunter Dain Dainja is a fun 2 man game and they got guys who can run sorta like last year (Memphis)

UNC looks like a chicken with its head cut off without RJ Davis. And Small ball ain’t it

edit: an overexaggeration on my end. Cadeau has been making dime passed, just no one finishing

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Fuck the Yankees. Now and Forever. That all I have to say for now until I unveil my 50,000 word dissertation (Cuts Style) about Ryan Dunn’s ā€œsuddenā€ ability to shoot. (Hint: it’s not his fault)

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Are you talking about playoff baseball during preseason college basketball charity season?

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Better than March madness.

Tyson definitely looks either nervous or outclassed. Probably former. He should’ve come here.

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Cadeau is probably the best pg in the ACC. Which is annoying, especially since he will have RJ Davis as his Kyle Guy and generic bigs who can set screens and wont be a black hole inside.

Reminds me of that aau season where Cadeau was outclassing everyone in the streams I was watching, including Bliss. If the 3pt shot improvement is real, it will be super annyoing

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Damn. You are probably right @Hooandtrue. That’s annoying but accurate. Proctor or Burton from ND maybe?

Tyrese Proctor is super overrated. Has nowhere near this Cadeau vision. Kid is showing some Ty Jerome floor general game.

Lowe from Pitt would be my pick, he’s gonna have a big year I think.

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@Hooandtrue Who is the best fetus/under 8 year old in the country? Shawn Kemp may be having a baby soon. Thoughts?

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Huge skill gap between fetuses and 7 year olds. Need you to narrow that range a bit.

(Things I never thought I’d type here)

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Will say that Washington looks better than I thought he would. Might be good enough at the 5 for them, though wouldn’t be surprised if UNC still has some defensive struggles.

Backcourt of Cadeau/Davis is awfully tiny, and Tyson who I imagine will be starting at the 3 doesn’t look to be the best athlete.

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Death, taxes, and Shawn Kemp impregnating women everyday, all the time.

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ā€œVirginia claims they are going to play fasterā€ Just you wait Doris Burke (or Doris Burke sound alike)

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I don’t want to be presumptuous, but I like this kid’s intangibles….

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Beth Mowins.

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I didn’t realize it was possible for refs to lose control of a scrimmage, but it has happened lol.

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