Just get all Virginia geared up and walk around campus. Be seen!
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I would say get all duke geared up and act like an asshole, but that’s pretty much all of them already and no recruits seem to mind.
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Hmmm… I live only 45 minutes away … hmmm.
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Yea, I would just be another asshole in the crowd
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Do it Dave. All i got with me is a UVA cap
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Tell him you can help him with his form! Hahahha
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“Look Kon. I saw one of your 3s touch the rim as it went in. We can fix that”
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Exactly - shots that touch rim don’t count in practice.
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Kon on his morning tour of the basketball facilities with Coach Scheyer:
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If Kon spurns Duke, will the Emperor (K) zap him with Sith lightning fingers?
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Scheyer = Vader
K = Emperor
Bennett = Obi Wan
Shaka = Han Solo
Oats = Lando
Gard = Porkins
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The most intriguing aspect of Kon Knueppel’s decision isn’t which school he chooses, but how he announces! haha Zero career social media posts. Does he break the silence?
How does he announce?
- He announces himself on twitter/IG
- Live stream interview (247/On3/etc)
- Article from usual suspects (Tipton etc)
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he sends scratch off lottery tix to all the head coaches and they all indicate a winning ticket, then like clockwork birds swoop in and tear the “winning” ticket from the coaches grasp…
at that moment.. earthquakes break loose .. the coaches are strattling the fault line as the canyon grows wider…
then… all of a sudden…Coach K rises from the depths of hell and starts repeating himself like Max Headroom.. however, when the media shines their light on him he fries up like a bug under a magnifying glass… then from the ashes the “V Sabres” bore out and Nips McGee leans in and says…
“it ain’t easy being cheesy” while placing a UVA hat on his head…
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Option 4 — leaks it to a HS radio station in Indiana, and chooses Purdue.
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Shows up in an ENWR class one day next September.
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You left off Rick Majerus as Jaba. RIP Rick
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Where it all changed was his UVa visit being 100% basketball to when he went and did the admissions stuff. This one is easy yall
I think he will just tell all the coaches and not say anything ha
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He’ll just show up to school on Monday with his t-shirt of choice
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He just randomly shows up at next years Blue/White-should-be-orange-and-streamed game
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I can’t remember the details, but I remember hearing a story sort of like this in the last 15 years or so. Some kid was just very low key, and more or less showed up in the summer, or at least just sent in his paperwork to the registrar or, whatever. Coach hadn’t heard from him and thought he committed elsewhere. (it wasn’t UVa…)
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