I mean, your typing fingers are more athletic than iMac, whose olĂ© defense and bricked dunks exemplify his âathleticism.â
That wasnât me.
Sam Lewis is a phenomenal catch and shoot player but heâs oddly reluctant. Heâs also pretty athletic and quite good in transition - but struggles to keep himself mentally engaged all of the time.
The only similarities to iMac, to me, are that theyâll both knock down and open three at a crazy rate.
Sam didnât fumble with the keys or the door knob so he must have good handsâŠ. They probably had to put in an auto-opener for Buchanan last year.
Tramon Mark is coming back for them right? He would probably be their best or 2nd best player.
Sam the butcher. Love the Beasties. Like Fred Flintstone, driving round with both feet.
Yeah, good call. I overlooked him. And plus I canât keep track of what team heâs played for / playing for
Bringin Alice theâŠ
Iâd missed that Tramon Mark had been granted a 6th year. Yeah, that changes things, obviously. Updated above. Capable roster with him in the fold, Iâd have them ahead of us early in the year with the edge of incumbent veterans that we lack.
Dallin Hall and Devin Tillis also in town now according to Instagram stories.
I briefly saw the Hall welcome video on Instagram, but canât find it on the MBB account, so maybe they didnât mean to put it up and unpublished once they did. Was basically just him getting to look through some of his new gear in the locker room.
Chance
Elijah G
Avon
McLovin
Grown Man Strength
TDR
Yugo
Tillis
Cat Man from San Fran
Andor
Butcher
Jacari
Doc
Lang = Clubber and no one else thanks
First name:
Chance
Ugo
Malik
Eli
Jacari
Last name:
Carrere
de Ridder (I like TDR tho, that might start being my go-to)
Tillis
Lewis
Either:
Johann GrĂŒnloh (tend to type GrĂŒnloh, say Johann)
Silas Barksdale
Dallin Hall
Yup, if Andor doesnât catch on, Dallin Hall might have to be the rare âboth namesâ guy.
Dallin Hall when he thinks about Egor Demin and Aj DybantsaâŠ
Hoping a few guys reach 3 name status like Kyle and Ty did when theyâd hit big shots- Kyle f-ing Guy and Ty motherf-ing Jerome
(Otherwise all 3 of the big 3 those years were first namers for me)
Since I asked Chat GPT for nickname suggestions for Ron Sanchez⊠I figured⊠why not Odom?
Here are some creative, sharp, and fan-friendly nickname ideas for Ryan Odom, new head coach of Virginia basketballâtailored to his coaching style, personality, and storyline:
Coaching IdentityâThemed
- âThe Rebuilderâ â For taking over post-Bennett and constructing a brand-new identity.
- âThe Floor Generalâ â Reflecting his methodical, high-IQ approach to offense.
- âThe Pace Whispererâ â For his commitment to fast tempo and player-friendly systems.
Play StyleâDriven Nicknames
- âRPMâ (Ryan Pushes Motion) â A play on speed and his motion offense.
- âCoach Heatâ â If his full-court press and hot 3-point shooting team takes off.
- âThe Acceleratorâ â For pushing tempo after the slow Bennett years.
Cultural/Wordplay Nicknames
- âOdometerâ â A clever pun, especially if UVA starts âracking up mileageâ in March.
- âRhinoâ â From âRy-noâ â strong, fearless, and charging ahead (fans might love this).
- âRKOâ â Playing off his initials and WWE-style surprise energy.
Fan Lore / Legacy Inspired
- âThe Architectâ â For rebuilding a team from the transfer portal and Euro pipeline.
- âCaptain Cavalierâ â If he restores UVA to national relevance.
- âMr. UMBCâ â Playful callback to his historic upset of Virginia in 2018ânow coaching them!

Mr. UMBC is a heinous suggestion, Chat GPT. The other ones are mostly bad, but probably at the same level as what we would come up with on the board. FWIW, Claudeâs are also bad (and goes to the UMBC well too when I told it to tailor it more to Odom), but did come up with some unintentionally funny ones:
âRalphâs Buddyâ - He used to âsit on Ralphâs kneeâ referring to UVA legend Ralph Sampson UVA TodaySltrib
âThe Ball Boyâ - References his childhood role as a ball boy at University Hall VirginiasportsSltrib
âThe Economics Majorâ - Graduated from Hampden-Sydney with an economics degree and briefly worked for Bank of America SltribUVA Today
âSecond-Year Magicâ - Known for having breakthrough seasons in his second year at each school Deep Dive: What UVa fans can expect from new coach Ryan Odom - CavsCorner: Virginia Cavaliers Football & Basketball Recruiting
Hmm, Twitter embeds broken? I think thatâs the Dallin Hall video that was very briefly up yesterday on IG before coming down quickly. Nothings different about it, so guess they just posted it before they meant to yesterday.
